Gravitational waves, single dogs, that’s a bit of a hallucination-agogoktv

The gravitational wave single dog abuse, this illusion is a little big netizen joked, discovery of gravitational waves is a major blow to a single dog U.S. local time on February 11th, the U.S. National Science Foundation (NSF) convened from California Institute of Technology, Massachusetts Institute of Technology and the LIG  O; the scientific cooperation organization of scientists announced in state media center in Washington D.C.: the first man direct detection of gravitational waves! About this, the most interesting one netizen commented, "more than one billion years ago a one billion years after we finally a romantic affair, saw the crumpled sheets are rolled". On this Valentine’s day, some netizens joked, this discovery is a major blow to a single dog. Frankly, although scientists found that gravitational waves, online science Posts continuously, metaphor is also a lot, but it seems to me still yunliwuli, only hate brain hole is too small, too little knowledge. Of course, in contrast, for they can put the gravitational wave and single dog these two things together, and the latter can be felt from the so-called harm, I also deeply puzzled. If this is a network of youth sub culture phenomenon, is also "sub" dehen, is out of Asia, and even out of the range of human understanding. The ancients said, poetry that worry, I think they have not seen so reluctantly. The foolish as I am, it also read out, saying "by some single dog dog abuse, put the world obtain sympathy, but where is the heart of glass, is clearly in the tinkling se. Tinkling Se in such a time of celebration, although not received a surprise, but also do not have to spend money, do not have to worry about each other with her home, parents will end what the meal, and then be scared. Think this is right, but on the eve of Valentine’s day, how many men are going to worry about, the other half of what to send. The flowers too, and not environmental protection money, the wages paid are not in place. This nature can do business, you single or married, you two people or three people, there is always a way to let you worry Li xiao. Sure enough, there are businesses on Valentine’s Day warned, "if you love, love is tolerance, understanding and trust", this sounds very vulgar, but they immediately corrected, please put "tolerance, understanding and trust by deleting" a few words, "love is". The so-called "cutting happy to buy Bags", "package" for woman diseases. Remember the past Valentine’s day, I also tried to bite it, but the attendant problem of immediate effect. All the good package, universe of 1,000,000,000 universes, there is no best, only the most expensive. Back to this single gravitational wave, the dogs of it continues to ridicule. Perhaps it is because in the Chinese new year, all kinds of businesses, Internet marketing staff’s reaction also did not keep up, but I guess it won’t be long before, there will be a gravitational wave perm, high streets and back lanes of gravitational waves painless, gravitational waves and gravitational wave film, double eyelid, "like last year swept the river north and south of the +", follow the noun is not with a plus, you will feel shy said innovation. The "+" to the end as if it were a drug, let us smell, feel different from the world. Of course, this is an illusion, 9 引力波虐单身狗,这幻觉有点大 有网友戏言,引力波的发现是对单身狗的重大打击   美国当地时间2月11日,美国国家科学基金会(NSF)召集来自加州理工学院、麻省理工学院以及LIG O科学合作组织的科学家在华盛顿特区国家 媒体中心宣布:人类首次直接探测到了引力波!关于此,最有趣的一句网友点评,莫过于“十亿年前的一场风流韵事,十亿年后我们终于看到了那张被滚皱了的床 单”。值此情人节到来之际,有网友戏言,这一发现是对单身狗的重大打击。   老实说,尽管科学家发现引力波之后,网上科普帖不断,形象 的比喻也不少,但看来看去,我还是云里雾里,只恨脑洞太小,知识储备太少。当然,相比之下,对于有人能把引力波和单身狗这两件事儿联系到一起,甚至后者能 从中感受到所谓伤害,我同样深表不解。如果说这是一种网络青年亚文化现象,未免也“亚”得狠了点,大有冲出亚洲,乃至冲出人类理解范围的意思。古人云,为 赋新词强说愁,我想他们也没见过这么勉强的。   愚笨者如我,这下也看出来了,一些单身狗口口声声“惨遭虐狗”,摆出求得世人同情的样 子,其实哪里是玻璃心呢,分明是在嘚瑟。嘚瑟在这样一个普天同庆的日子,虽然收不到惊喜,但也不用破费,更不用担心跟着男友回家,对方父母会端出怎样石破 天惊的饭菜,然后被吓得花容失色。这样想是对的,殊不知在情人节前夜,有多少男人正愁,到底给另一半送点什么好。送花太俗,又不环保,送钱,则说明工资上 缴得还不到位。   这自然难不倒商家,管你单身还是已婚,管你两人还是三人,总有办法让你烦恼立消。果然,有商家在情人节这天告诫, “若爱请深爱,爱是包容、理解和信任”———这话乍听挺俗,但商家立马纠正,请把“容、理解和信任”几字删去,“爱是包”。所谓“伐开心,买包包”, “包”治女人百病。想起过往几次情人节,我也咬牙试过这办法,效果当然立竿见影,但问题随之而来。大千世界,各种好包,没有最好,只有最贵。   说 回引力波这事,单身狗们对它的调侃还在继续。也许是因为还在过年,各色商家、互联网营销人员的反应还没跟上,但我猜过不了多久,大街小巷就会出现引力波烫 发、引力波无痛人流、引力波贴膜,乃至引力波割双眼皮,就像去年风靡大江南北的各种“+”一样,在名词后面不带个加号,你都不好意思说有创新。“+”到最 后仿佛成了一种毒品,让我们闻一口,便觉得世界从此大不同。   这当然是种幻觉,就像单身狗以为结束单身就能靠近幸福一样。最近,大家 都对预言了引力波的爱因斯坦崇拜不已。其实,这位先驱说过一句话,“每个人都是天才,但如果用爬树的表现来衡量一条鱼的能力,那这条鱼将一辈子活在自己愚 不可及的想法中。”我给翻译一下,就是单身狗别老羡慕人家的爱情,如鱼饮水,甜苦自知,别人的爱不一定真有那么好。尤其那些结了婚的,须知,婚姻延续的真 谛往往是将错就错。 □柴辣 责任编辑:李清 SN219相关的主题文章:

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